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1. YOUR DRAG QUEEN/KING NAME (name of first pet + street you live on): Misty Southport

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Helen Frito

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): June Bazbeaux

4. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME (first initial + first three letters of your last name): R. Ube

5. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite animal + name of high school): Jackalope Roncalli

6. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + city where you were born): Jane Wanamaker

7. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME (name of sibling/parent [opposite sex] + cell phone company you use): Michael Sprint

8. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name /+/ first 3 letters of your pet's name or the last you had + first 3 letters of the town you live in): Ubener Hunind