Thanks :kiss

Yer, everything has a catch, like Ikea being expensive and far away, chocolate being fattening, other countries having other languages, computers breaking, planes destroying the environment. Don't worry, I'll sort it out when I conquer the world with my army of mutant computer mice. And you can all have a country each for being nice, and I don't mean those "looser countries as my friends call them. A nice one, or two, one slightly higher than the other so you get a two level effect with a little path running down the middle.

I dont think that poll is going to change much you know. Doesnt matter as I am about to hop on holiday for a while, Ill be back next Monday so you wont be rid of me for long. Oh, and lets and a competition to guess where Ive gone, Hoton knows, I think, so the first one to guess right (without listing the index of an atlas) gets a prize.errr..*rummages through desk* THIS PENCIL! It is a special one from the Millennium dome (no I didnt steal it from one of the guards honest), Its black with DOME 2000 written on it in silver with a sketch of the dome above. Unused and limited edition (meaning I have one compared to the packed to 10 of yellow ones I got) and probably cant but them the dome being closed and all, so that fantastic prize could be yours* if you can guess where I am! Some clues, all true but at least one will throw you off or give it away. 1, It can be very high and very low. 2, An American president could have changed its borders. 3, It has a very old democracy. 4, It is hotter where I am going than where I am now. 4, It hasnt done great on the old independence in the past and hasnt been a republic.

Well, I need to finish packing, eating, bombing and sleeping before I go so tata.



*subject to availability. Terms and conditions apply. To receive prize simply pick up from your nearest branch (In SW England). Anyone trying to be a smart arse and getting it with the first reply is to be ceremoniously hit over the head with a fish.
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"We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language." -Oscar Wilde