I know, everyone speaks english now (if they don't they just want to annoy you) but I can't call myself Dutch if I don't speak Dutch.

I've worked out this much.

Goede dag menigte!
Waar is de wijn?
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Experimental Travel No.02
Experimental Honeymoon
Hypothesis: Spend 24 hours in an airport without getting on a plane.
Apparatus: Transport to the airport of your choice, money, books, nutritious snacks. (No passport required.)
Method: Enjoy the conferrable airport lounges, the different washing facilities, the shops and various eateries. Watch people skip through to the departure lounge and let your eyes glazer over as you peruse the ever-changing departures board.