Aww, here I'll help you up. Drink some of this tea that-I-haven't-put-sleeping-tablets-in-so-you-will-stop-posting-and-I can-catch-you-uuuup.
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Experimental Travel No.19
Experimental Honeymoon
Hypothesis: Put your marital commitment to the test before the honeymoon is over.
Apparatus: A wife, husband or equivalent to whom you are willing to pledge your life long commitment. The willingness of the aforementioned partner tot partake in this experimental journey is highly recommended
Method:
1) Find true love
2) Propose to the partner pf your choice
3) Get married!
4) take an experimental honeymoon.
NOTE: the preceding steps are not ranked in order of difficulty.
-From The Lonely Planet Guide to Experimental Travel
~Actual field tests included hitchhiking across Europe in a bridegroom suit and wedding dress bought for the lowest cost.