Thanks Hotinio! Chattanooga sounds rather odd. Sounds like a settler misunderstood a native sneeze when he asked what the place was called. No offence.
I think I'll take sandwiches off the menu at the cafe if you keep going on like this.

And Hotina, watch out for that stump in the pavement!

Edit: Update uploaded
With new pie-chart!

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Experimental Travel No.24
Literary Journey
Hypothesis: Travel around the world via a bookshelf.
Apparatus: You will need a bookshelf containing books, plus a pen and paper to keep track of your journey.
Method: Choose a book from the bookshelf and commence reading. Continue reading until a foreign country is mentioned in the text. Then choose a second book that’s some how related to that country and begin reading again. Repeat until you have either returned to your point of origin or have completed one circumnavigation of the globe.
-From The Lonely Planet Guide to Experimental Travel