Is it the forum sport now? Confusing the brit? Well HA! I can see in on the map! HA! HAHA! I'VE FOUND IT HAHAHAH! HAHA! YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW! HA! I'M INVISIBLE! AND.. ER... MADE OF GINGER! HA. BEAT THAT! No you can't eat me. I need my medication now..... HA!

And I'll post up the map when I have a red dot to go with Dani.... and preferable not a sandwich.
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Experimental Travel No.10
Budget Tourism
Hypothesis: Avoid the potential disappointments if travel by deliberately including them in your trip.
Apparatus: Nothing!
Method: 1) Visit a destination that has nothing to recommend it, with not enough time or money and where you don't understand the language. Don't take a guidebook and if possible, don't take a suitcase.
Or 2) Visit a well known tourist trap and attempt to survive the experience without spending a dollar.
-From The Lonely Planet Guide to Experimental Travel