LF, love the emoticon!

And you're right...not only can I not understand why these people think they can sing, I also don't understand the collective tone deafenness when family members say that the atrocious singer in question moves them to tears. What the hell?

And then again, there's the horrible singers that are all, "I love Simon"...until he tells them the truth and they're all "Simon is an arse who wouldn't know a good singer if they bit him in the...."

OK, listen folks...how many singers has he developed? So sweetie, put the finger down and go get a real job! That's what I want to yell at my TV.
IN SNARK WE TRUST....