One day Canada will rule the world...well, at least the pageant world. There's gotta be some woman in Canada who can turn the world on with her smile. Or at least her talent for curling.

I kid, dazed. I love Canada. Really.
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere & read the book, I might have a little fun."- Groucho Marx