I have to admit, I stopped channel hopping for the last 40 minutes or so. Miss Puerto Rico was definitely attractive but there was something about her that I found a little freaky. She was almost too perfectly made up and chisseled in her face, like a manequin. I was actually hoping for Miss Paraguay, who seemed a little more real.

And Carson....:omg ...he was hysterical. And the woman he was sitting with could certainly dish it too.
Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
- Anthony Bourdain