OK everybody...I'm officially canceling the Intervention. call A and E; we don't need the safe house or film crew. Hottie, I'm sure army surplus store will take back the used Guantanamo head sack, RL we won't need that tape of the best Y and R scenes no one knows about and Adam, forget the dancing naked girls...actually, just send them to Hottie's instead.
Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
- Anthony Bourdain